Quotes for the evening

One of the pluses of bowling is all of the wonderful things that I get to over hear durring the evening and the after festivities at Harry's Country Club afterwards. For this evening, the quotes are:

• "It doesn't matter where you are drunk as long as you are somewhere." -- This is of course both true and a little pathetic all at once.
  
• "Orgy Pile" -- I can't really reproduce the context in which I heard this, but the fact that I heard this, out loud, is all that really matters.
  

Finally, I got to witness a woman with her shirt off at the bar. She was wearing a blue bra. Not that this was that significant.